The phone's for you. It's crazy calling.

I answered the phone at work on Monday, the conversation went like this:

Guy: Hi, I was wondering if you knew or had any contacts with anyone that does search and rescue for pets.
Me: Did you lose a pet out on a trail or something?
Guy: Well, we live in the woods and we lost our cat. I know that she is probably dead, but we want someone to come out and find the body so we can have some closure.
Me: Um, search and rescue doesn't do that kind of thing. Have you tried calling your local police department? They might be able to put you in touch with animal services.
Guy: Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Search and rescue won't do that?
Me: Nope.
Guy: OK, thanks.

Seriously?