A Step-by-Step Guide: Volume 3

How to pick out a Christmas Tree

Step 1: Look adorable.

Step 2: Show Mommy and Daddy where the trees are.  Walk through a lot of mud.

Step 3: Yell at Mommy while she picks out a tree. 

Step 4: Do some more yelling, but this time, yell at the noisy migrating geese. Do some pointing at the geese too.

 Step 5: Supervise Daddy while he cuts down the tree Mommy picked out.  Say to him, "what doing?"

Step 6: More supervision, but this time, make sure Daddy doesn't fall off the tire while he puts the tree on the car.  Say things like, "woah" and "tee!"

 Step 7:  Pose for an adorable family self-portrait.  Yell at some more geese.

Step 8:  Go home and surprise everyone while you stay out of the way and seem uninterested while the tree is decorated.